Category Archives: Completely Useless

Morphine Lips

Its the opportunity to have that feeling you get at the dentist when they numb you up at home…only freeĀ for the same price as your copay! I tried this product a few days ago when my friend whipped it out … Continue reading

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Useless Crap You Don’t Need

But yet you most likely have it. In honor of a certain comment left by Annie-fan Rachael, I will do a post on tanning. Namely, here’s why I don’t do it: 1. It’s stupid. I’m not saying being tan is … Continue reading

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Pets for the Lazy

I’ve wanted an animal ever since I realized that humans could tame them and keep them as pets (think first grade era – My parents were shockingly good at keeping things off my radar). I’ve been begging for one for … Continue reading

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A Follow Up On Something Super Important

….So, I finally made those cupcakes I found like a month or so ago. My cell phone has a terrible camera (and I in fact have an excellent one, but oops), but this is what they looked like. The ex … Continue reading

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Amazonian Gifts

I’m pretty much the worst at giving gifts. Unless someone tells me specifically what they want, they will get a gag gift from me. And, the specifically what they want also tend to be more of a joke. Last, year … Continue reading

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In the Sequel, I Will Take Facebook Down With My Lawsuit

Dear pretty much everyone, I’m not seeing the Facebook movie, even if it is a David Fincher movie. Why, you ask. Because Facebook blows. I understand why people have pages, but its basically stalking and maintaining friendships not really worth … Continue reading

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Vuvuzelas

So, at least everyone I’ve consulted about this thinks that Vuvuzelas are awesome. I personally find them annoying as hell, and made this the 5th World Cup in a row that I didn’t watch more than thirty minutes of (Surprise! … Continue reading

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