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Life as a six year old

I’ve been obsessed with chalkboard paint for about a year now. You paint it on your wall and it dries and then viola! you have a chalkboard. Down side is – you paint it on your wall. And because I … Continue reading

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Genius

So the other day, the ex-roommate sent me this link. In general, most of it is awesome, but what really takes the cake is this: Not only is this necessary, but I feel that my health insurance should pay for … Continue reading

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Morphine Lips

Its the opportunity to have that feeling you get at the dentist when they numb you up at home…only free¬†for the same price as your copay! I tried this product a few days ago when my friend whipped it out … Continue reading

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Crocs

So, these actually arent useless. In fact, they’re great for people who are on their feet all day, children, people who garden, and anyone who needs shoes and likes them. Rumor has it they’re also technically edible (like in a … Continue reading

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Useless Crap You Don’t Need

But yet you most likely have it. In honor of a certain comment left by Annie-fan Rachael, I will do a post on tanning. Namely, here’s why I don’t do it: 1. It’s stupid. I’m not saying being tan is … Continue reading

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Superior Pets

I think bald cats are adorable. I’m going to need one to be friends with my future tea cup piglet.¬†These are amazing pets because they don’t shed, they could probably scare off a burglar better than a dog, and everyone … Continue reading

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Pets for the Lazy

I’ve wanted an animal ever since I realized that humans could tame them and keep them as pets (think first grade era – My parents were shockingly good at keeping things off my radar). I’ve been begging for one for … Continue reading

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