Monthly Archives: September 2010

How To Look Like Kim Kardashian

You know how you always walk places at college and still manage to put on like 15 pounds a year (oh, is that not a universal thing…). Well, Oprah, Kendra Wilkinson, and Kim Kardashian have the cure for you- Reebok … Continue reading

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This Week in Useless Products linked with Celebrities…

The Kiss Kasket Seriously, Kiss? You’re putting your name on caskets now. Who needs this? I am going to fully admit that this one is useless. Although, to be fair, caskets are expensive so if you need a casket and … Continue reading

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Dear Alyssa Milano, sorry I’m a creep.

So today on Twitter (my second favorite way of procrastinating) Alyssa Milano posted a link to 11 Hilarious Products That No One Could Possibly Need (Even Rich People). Needless to say, the amount that I liked her quadrupled. When I … Continue reading

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Tea Cup Piglet

Okay, so this may be a girl thing, but teacup piglets are the cutest export from the UK since [insert your cute British actor of choice here, but since I’m a loyal house fan I’ll use] Hugh Laurie. They’re tiny, … Continue reading

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The Magic Bullet

Okay, so normally this blog is/will be full of crap that I really don’t need. However, this is pretty much mandatory. The magic bullet is the best thing to happen to blenders and infomercials in years. I’m classifying this as … Continue reading

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How It All Began

Buy Me I’ve always had the attention span of a toddler. I sit down at my computer to write an essay and an hour later I’ve found a useless gadget and spent about 55 minutes trying to justify to myself … Continue reading

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